You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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