I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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