I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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