So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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