Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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