I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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