I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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