just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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