is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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