My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
