What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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