Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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