i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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