Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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