She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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