I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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