so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just high enough for therapy.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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