Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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