There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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