i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
