Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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