Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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