I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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