I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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