belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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