rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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