Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
