what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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