it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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