Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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