I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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