its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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