I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
We need to get me chipped asap
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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