Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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