I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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