We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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