We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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