Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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