oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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