So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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