But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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