Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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