So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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