Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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