pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
well, you know. whores of a feather.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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