they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's shark week go big or go home
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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