I don't think brook has ever known best
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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