Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you never un-have a 4some
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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