Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
