i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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